Showing posts with label sToRY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sToRY. Show all posts

November 24, 2008

Benefits of Laughter

  • Reduction of stress and tension.
  • Stimulation of your immune system.
  • An increase of natural painkillers in your blood.
  • A decrease in systemic inflammation.
  • Reduction of your blood pressure.
  • Lifts your spirits.
  • Laughter and humor relieve tension, lift spirits, and bring couples closer together.
  • Having a sense of humor as a couple can help keep your relationship fresh.

November 22, 2008

Touching sTory

这是我离开你的第一天,你买了一大箱啤酒,独自坐在我们常去的大榕树下大醉了一场。等到王扬找到你的时候,你已经爬不起来了,你哭着喊着我的名字,求我别离开你。可有些
Zhe shi wo li kai ni de di yi tian, ni mai le yi da xiang pi jiu, du zi zuo zai wo men chang qu de da rong shu xia da zui le yi chang. Deng dao wang yang zao dao ni de shi hou, ni yi jing pa bu qi lai le, ni ku zhe han zhe wo de ming zi, qiu wo bie li kai ni, ke you xie

事情发生了就回不来了。你不知道,我就站在榕树后,静静地看着,我想跑过去抱住你,求你别再喝了,可——我不能。
shi qing fa sheng le jiu hui bu lai le, ni bu zhi dao, wo jiu zhan zai rong shu hou, jing jing di kan zhe, wo xiang pao guo qu bao zhu ni, qiu ni bie zai he le, ke---wo bu neng  

  自从我离开你后,你过着的是什么样的生活啊,每天以酒代饭,书也不读了,宿舍也不回,就总是跑到我们约会的地方。难道这样我就能回到你的身边了吗?别傻了,天下的好女
zi chong wo li kai ni hou, ni guo zhe de shi shen me yang de sheng huo ar, mei tian yi jiu dai fan, shu ye bu du le, shu she ye bu hui, jiu zhong shi pao dao wo men yue hui de di fang, nan dao zhi yang wo jiu neng hui dao ni de shen bian le ma? bie sha le, tian xia de hao nu
孩多得很,你为什么就只认定我呢?隔壁班的文娱委员于娜不就很喜欢你吗?她长得漂亮而且又善解人意,对你又是体贴入怀的。你难道忘了生病的那几天是谁陪在你身边喂你吃
hai duo de hen, ni wei shen me jiu zhi ren ding wo ne? ge bi ban de wen yu wei yuan yu na bu jiu hen xi huan ni ma? ta zhang de piao liang er ju you shan jie ren yi, dui ni you shi ti tie ru huai de. ni nan dao wang le sheng bing de na ji tian shi shei pei zai ni shen bian wei ni chi
药吃饭的。好好疼她吧,把我忘了吧。我是不可能回到你身边了,请别怪我狠心。
yao chi fan de. hao hao teng ta ba. ba wo wang le ba. wo shi bu ke neng hui dao ni sheng bian le, qing bie guai wo hen xin
  
  离开你已经半年了,你的脸上还是没有笑容。你忘了,以前我最喜欢看你笑了,你笑的时候是那么阳光那么帅气。可现在呢?笑一个吧,于娜就在你身边呢,人家怎么说都是个女
Li kai ni yi jing ban nian le, ni de lian shang hai shi mei you xiao rong, ni wang le, yi qian wo zui xi huan kan ni xiao le, ni xiao de shi hou shi na me yang guang na me suai qi. ke xian zai ne? xiao yi ge ba. yu na jiu zai ni shen bian ne, ren jia zen me shuo dou shi ge nu
孩子,多疼她点吧。其实你们在放风筝的时候我就远处望着你们。你把风筝放得老高老高,突然,线断了,你盯着渐渐飘落的风筝,忧郁又爬上了你的眼睛。我知道,你一定又在想我
hai zi, duo teng ta dian ba. qi shi ni men zai fang feng zeng de shi hou wo jiu yuan chu wang zhe ni men. ni ba feng zeng fang de lao gao lao gao, tu ran, xian duan le, ni ding zhe jian jian piao luo de feng zeng, you yu you pa shang le ni de yan jing, wo zhi dao, ni yi ding you zai xiang wo
了吧,想我第一次放风筝的场景,想我因为风筝总飞不上天,气得哭鼻子的场景,想你把我搂入怀,指着我骂我是小笨蛋的情景。别再想了,亲爱的,过去了就让它过去吧,让那些美
le ba, xiang wo di yi chi fang feng zeng de chang jing, xiang wo yin wei feng zeng zhong fei bu shang tian, qi de ku bi zi de chang jing, xiang ni ba wo lou ru huai, zhi zhe wo ma wo shi xiao ben dan de qing jing. Bie zai xiang le, qin ai de, guo qu le jiu rang ta guo qu ba, rang na xie mei
好的往事随风而去吧。
Hao de wang shi shui feng er qu ba.
  
  1月29日是你的生日。你的哥们为你开了个Party,说是为了庆祝庆祝。其实我知道,他们是要让你把我忘了。你们一起猜拳一起唱歌,笑骂声一阵高过一阵。最后,你醉了。你跑到
1 yue 29 ri shi ni de sheng ri. ni de ge men wei ni kai le ge party, shuo shi wei le qing zhu qing zhu. qi shi wo zhi dao, ta men shi yao rang ni ba wo wang le. Ni men yi qi cai quan yi qi chang ge, xiao ma shen yi zhen gao guo yi zhen. Zui hou, ni zui le, ni pao dao
一边“砰”的一声把手中的酒瓶子摔在地上,跪倒在地轻轻地喊我的名字。你的哥们都被你吓到了,谁都没出一声。每年的生日都是我陪你一起过的,记得去年我还送了你一条皮带,
yi bian " peng" de yi shen ba shou zhong de jiu ping zhi shuai zai di shang, gui dao zai di qing qing di han wo de ming zi. ni de ge men dou bei ni xia dao le, shei dou mei chu yi shen, mei nian de sheng ri dou shi wo pei ni yi qi guo de, ji de qu nian wo hai song le ni yi tiao pi dai,
我还说要永远把你绑在我身边,要做你的新娘。当时你美得直傻笑。可亲爱的,对不起,是我不信守承诺,是我违背了我们彼此的诺言。可有些事发生了就发生了,就算以前我们多
wo hai shuo yao yong yuan ba ni bang zai wo sheng bian, yao zuo ni de xing niang. dang shi ni mei de zhi sha xiao. Ke qin ai de, dui bu qi, shi wo bu xin shou cheng nuo, shi wo wei bei le wo men bi chi de nuo yan. ke you xie shi fa sheng le jiu fa sheng le, jiu suan yi qian wo men duo
么的相爱,有些事就是那么残酷。
me de xiang ai, you xie shi jiu shi na me chan ku
  
  王扬走到你身边,扶起你,他在你耳边说了句话。我知道他说什么,我就在附近,虽然我离开了你,可我还是总关注着你。他说让你忘了我。你却把他一把推开,然后一路狂奔。我
wang yang zou dao ni shen bian, fu qi ni, ta zai ni er bian shuo le ji ju, wo zhi dao ta shuo shen me, wo jiu zai fu jin, shui ran wo li kai le ni, ke wo hai shi zhong guan zhu zhe ni. ta shuo rang ni wang le wo, ni que ba ta yi ba tui kai. ran hou yi lu kuang ben. wo
急了,忙跟着你跑。你跑累了,埋着头坐在路边,我知道你在哭。我不敢走近你,远远地在你身后站着。你不是说过男儿有泪不轻弹的吗?你不是说过你很坚强是个男子汉吗?别伤
ji le, mang gen zhe ni pao, ni pao lei le, mai zhe tou zuo zai lu bian, wo zhi dao ni zai ku, wo bu gan zou jing ni, yuan yuan di zai ni shen bian zhan zhe. ni bu shi shuo guo nan er you lei bu qing tan de ma? ni bu shi shuo guo ni hen jian qiang shi ge nan zi han ma? bie shang
心了好吗?亲爱的,别伤心了!
xin le hao ma? qin ai de, bie shang xin le!
  
  你毕业了。你拿着毕业证书却没有回家。你跑到了学校操场左边第5棵树下,看着树下刻的一行字发呆。“大猪永远爱小猪”这是我们一起刻的。你是大猪我是小猪。亲爱的,你就
ni bi ye le, ni na zhi bi ye zheng shu que mei you hui jia. ni pao dao le xue xiao cao chang zuo bian di 5 ke shu xia, kan zhe shu xia ke de yi hang zi fa dai. " da zhu yong yuan ai xiao zhu" zhi shi wo men yi qi ke de. ni shi da zhu wo shi xiao zhu. qin ai de, ni jiu
快毕业了,时间过得可真快啊。其实这样也好,你可以早点离开这个伤心的地方,这里有太多美好也有太多伤心的往事,离开这里,走出学校,那里有你期盼的新的生活,我也衷心
kuai bi ye le, shi jian guo de ke zhen kuai ah. qi shi zhi yang ye hao, ni ke yi zao dian li kai zhi ge shang xin de di fang, zhi li you tai duo mei hao ye you tai duo shang xin de wang shi, li kai zhe li, zou chu xue xiao, na li you ni qi pan de xin de sheng huo, wo ye zhong xin
的希望你能在那里找到一个真爱的人。
de xi wang ni neng zai na li zao dao yi ge zhen ai de ren
  
  你在一间公司任职,你的才能和谈吐受到老板的赏识,我就知道,你是一个人才。你每天拼命的工作,起早贪黑,你的业绩直线上升。二年后,你终于坐上了经理的位置。你的工
ni zai yi jian gong shi ren zhi, ni de cai neng he tan tu shou dao lao ban de shang shi, wo jiu zhi dao, ni shi yi ge ren cai. ni mei tian ping ming de gong zuo, qi zao tan hei, ni de ye ji zhi xian shang shen. ni zhong yu zuo shang le jing li de wei zhi. ni de gong
作稳定了,可为什么还不找个女朋友呢?你不小了。
zuo wen ding le, ke wei shen me hai bu zao ge nu peng you ne? ni bu xiao le
  
  终于,你公司一个爱慕你的女孩向你表白了。这是件多么令人雀跃的事啊。当你犹豫了好一阵才答应她时,我笑了,可我的心为什么那么痛呢?我不是一个好女孩,我太自私了。
zhong yu, ni gong shi yi ge ai mu ni de nu hai xiang ni biao bai le, zhi shi jian duo me ling ren qiao yue de shi ah. dang ni you yu le hao yi zhen cai da ying ta shi, wo xiao le, ke wo de xin wei shen me na me tong ne? wo bu shi yi ge hao nu hai, wo tai zi shi le.
  
  那女孩不错,很温柔,不像我那么蛮横,她懂得照顾你,而我总是你照顾着。你们一起去逛街的时候,我就在你后面跟着,其实,分开了那么久,我总是跟着你,只是你不知道罢
na nu hai bu cuo, hen wen rou, bu xiang wo na me man heng, ta dong de zhao gu ni, er wo zhong shi ni zhao gu zhe. ni men yi qi qu guang jie de shi hou, wo jiu zai ni hou mian gen zhe, qi shi, fen kai le na me jiu, wo zhong shi gen zhe ni, zhi shi ni bu zhi dao ba
了。你们拐进了家具店,我才知道你们打算结婚了。你们一起挑选家具时,那女孩笑得好开心好灿烂啊,我好羡慕她。如果当初我不离开你,在你身边的就是我了。我好后悔。
le. ni men guai jing le jia ju dian, wo cai zhi dao ni men da suan jie hun le. ni men yi qi tiao xuan jia ju shi, na nu hai xiao de hao kai xin hao chan lan ah. wo hao xian mu ta. ru guo dang chu wo bu li kai ni, zai ni shen bian de jiu shi wo le. wo hao hou hui   

  你在写请柬时,我就站在你身边,看着你写的字我哭了。你把新娘的名字都写成了我的名字。当写到第十张时你才停下笔,才发现自己写错了。你扔下笔,托着头轻轻地喊着我的
ni zai xie qing tie shi, wo jiu zhan zai ni shen bian. kan zhi ni xie de zi wo ku le. ni ba xin niang de ming zi dou xie cheng le wo de ming zi. dang xie dao di shi zhang ni cai ting xia bi, cai fa xian zi ji xie cuo le. ni reng xia bi, tuo zhe tou qing qing di han zhe wo de
名字。“我就在你的身边啊……”。我向你喊着。可你听不到,我知道你不会听到的。就像我多年跟在你身后而你总看不到我一样。
ming zi, wo jiu zai ni de shen bian ah... wo xiang ni han zhe, ke ni ting bu dao, wo zhi dao ni bu hui ting dao de. jiu xiang wo duo nian gen zai ni shen hou er ni zhong kan bu dao wo yi yang.  

  但是我不会后悔,就算回到从前那一幕,那辆急速而来的小车快撞到你时,我还是会奋不顾身的推开你,为你抵挡住一切灾难……
dan shi wo bu hui hou hui, jiu suan hui dao chong qian na yi mu, na liang ji shu er lai de xiao chi kuai zhuang dao ni shi, wo hai shi hui fen bu gu sheng de tui kai ni, wei ni di dang zhu yi qie zai nan
  
  所以亲爱的,忘了我吧。好好爱你的妻子,今天起我就不能再看着你了,天堂在召唤着我呢,我得走了,永远永远地离开你了。我走到你身边,想在你额头印个吻时,你的妻子叫
suo yi qin ai de, wang le wo ba. hao hao ai ni de qi zi, jin tian qi wo jiu bu neng zai kan zhe ni le, tian tang zai zao huan zhe wo ne, wo de zou le. yong yuan yong yuan di li kai ni le. wo zou dao ni shen bian, xiang zai ni e tou ying ge wen shi, ni de qi zi jiao
你出去。你就这样,穿过我的身体,走向你的妻子。但是我已经很满足了,就当做是一个拥抱吧。
ni chu qu, ni jiu zhi yang, chuan guo wo de shen ti, zou xiang ni de qi zi, dan shi wo yi jing hen man zhu le, jiu dang zuo shi yi ge yong bao ba
  
  吾爱,我走了,我会在天堂看着你呢!
wu ai, wo zou le, wo hui zai tian tang kan zhe ni ne!
  
  我爱你!希望,下辈子我们能在一起!
wo ai ni! xi wang, xia bei zi wo men neng zai yi qi!
  
  有情的人就回一下吧,我不会说那些诅咒不回帖人怎么样的话,我只希望看了以后觉得感动的人帮顶一下,让大家都了解到这世间有这样的爱情。
you qing de ren jiu hui yi xia ba, wo bu hui shuo na xie zhu zhou bu hui tie ren zen me yang de hua, wo zhi xi wang kan le yi hou jue de gan dong de ren bang ding yi xia, rang da jia dou liao jie dao zhe shi jian you zhe yang de ai qing

November 08, 2008

LOYAL WIFE

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me.

I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word.

I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it."

November 05, 2008

nice to read

a girl once love a guy from a distance..
she's a loner..
she always watch him from afar..
though she may never be with him as often as she would want to,
that didn't stop her from loving him so much..

on the contrary,the guy often notice the girl staring at him,
her way of looking at him made him feel so annoying,
he cant explain why he's very much affected by the way she stares,
he cant deny the fact that the girl is beautiful..

one day,the girl went with her mom on the doctor,
hopes and dreams faded away as the doctor gave the result of her test..
she have a cancer and she only have a month to live..
tears stream down her face,
but as she cries,
a face gave her strength to live her sh0rt life worth dying for,
then she made a decision..

the girl finally made her way through the guy she loves..
but the guy drove her away,
said that eversince,
she's annoying him.
but the girl kept on trying and trying until the guy accepted her...

they became friends..bestfriends to be exact in a short time...
that was the happiest moment of her life,
until..
the guy suddenly proposed her love for the girl,
the girl cried,
tears of joy and sadness,
the guy she loves finally learned to love him back..
and at the same time,she knew that,
that love wont last,
she'll be leaving soon..
and she felt already that her life will come to an end,
she said to the guy,
"if you really love me,
tomorrow,you will not text me,call me,and you will never come to see me,okay..?
just tomorrow..
this is a test..
if your love is true,you will follow my instructions okay..?
i will wait for you in the beach near our house after 24 hours of my test.."
the girl walked away,the tears that she'd been hiding fell down..
she whispered..
"tomorrow,i may leave with lots of memories of you,
your smile,your face,your laughter,and most of all your love..
i can follow my fate happily now..
i love so you much...i'll miss you.."

the guy followed the instructions that the girl gave her..
while sleeping before the end of the 24 hour test,
he dreamed of her,the girl he love,
wearing an angel dress waving at him,
she came near him,and hand him 3 white roses,
she said."want you to know that i love you,
you may find me as an annoying person then,
the way i stare at you,
but i dont have the courage to say how much i love you,
i love you so much..
please always remember that i will still watch you from afar eventhough you cant see me now,
just please smile for me..
your smile is my strength and your tears are my weakness..
so please smile always..love you..,"
the girl stretched her arms as wide as she can,then..
"i love you this much..!"
a light then shined and he woke up,
he noticed tears on his eyes steaming down his face,
he fixed himself then run as fast he could on the beach,
bringing the engagement ring for her..
he was surprised by what he saw,
a burial,
and there are no people aside from him..
he came near the coffin,
tears again run down his face,
he found a letter on the top of the girl he loves' coffin,
it says the same as the girl said in his dreams..
with a note that says,
"congratulations,
you pass my test..
now take care of my heart,
i left it for you to hold..
love you this much..(a drawing of angel stretching her arms..)
now will you smile..?"

November 04, 2008

Funny

笑一笑 解解压(孩子的由來)
兒子:爸,為何我會來到這個世界?
爸爸(上网ing):遲點再說給你聽,好嗎?
兒子:為何不可以現在說呢?說啦,我想知道。
爸爸(像回憶一段憾事): 好啦,好啦,你聽清楚啦。
有一天,你爸媽在房里上網時,你爸connect去你媽那,而你媽從我的那支memory stick里download了一些東西。當你爸upload完后,發現自己沒有開firewall,而你媽又沒有antivirus。那時我想delete時已經太遲了。就這樣,九個月后你就來到這個世界啦。
兒子,你明白了嗎?
兒子:哦,原來我是病毒呀!

September 27, 2008

new Tactic - be aware

Someone shared the following cases :
>
> (1) Today I passed by a building which has an ATM machine. There was an old
> man looking at me. Suddenly, he called me. He said he didn't know how to read,
> so he gave me his ATM card and asked me to help him withdraw money from the
> ATM machine. I answerd 'NO!! If you need help, ask the security to help you.'
> Then he said 'nevermind..' and continued to find other
> people to help him...

REMEMBER : ATM machines have CCTVs. If you help him he will later claim that
> you have robbed him or stolen his ATM card. Besides, his ATM card could be a
> stolen one. So please be careful of these tactics.

(2) Suddenly your house lights go off. From your window you find that your
> neighbours still have lights. So you go out of your house to check the Meter
> Box. But once you open the door, a knife will be pointing at you and
> preventing you from closing it. This is when you will be robbed and injured
> robbed and injured.
>
> REMEMBER : Even though your electricity suddenly goes off, DO NOT open your
> door immediately. Look around to see if there is anything unusual or if there
> is any noise around.

3) This is another incident. You may have heard it before, it is about a lady
> who she saw a kid crying by the roadside. When she spoke to the kid, the kid
> told her he was lost and wanted her to take him home. The kid even gave her a
> paper with his house address. So she took him home. But when she rang the door
> bell, she had an electric shock. Later when she woke
> up, she was naked in an empty room.
>
> REMEMBER : Being such a compassionate and helpful person might not be a good
> thing these days. Pass this on and girls, please be careful.. DON'T BE TOO
> KIND!!
>
> (4) One day, there was an old lady outside my house holding 2 packets of
> sweets. At first I thought she was our neighbour and wanted to give us these
> packs of sweets as a gift. But then when she spoke, I can realised that she is
> was foreigner. I could not understand what she was talkingabout. I guessed she
> must be asking for money.I sensed there was something wrong and immediately
> closed the door and ignored her. Later, I found she and an accomplice robbed
> someone else down the road.
>
> (5) I was at the ATM machine to withdraw some money. Behind me, there was an
> old lady. She asked me whether I was able to withdraw my money because she
> said she had problem with her machine. Suddenly a small girl came up beside
> me. The small girl was squeezing infront of me. I thought she was just naughty
> and playful. But then, the small girl put her hand at the tray of the ATM
> machine where the money comes out, ready to take away my money. I sensed
> something wrong and immediately pushed her away. Later I realised that the
> small girl and the old lady worked together. She was trying to steal my money
> while the old lady was trying to distract my attention by asking me
> questions!!
>
> REMEMBER: BE VERY CAREFUL when you are at an ATM machine and be alert. Look
> out for anyone suspicious around you!
>
> (6) My parents are retired and stay at home most days. One afternoon, a young
> stranger went to their house and said his motorcycle had no more petrol and
> the petrol station was too far for him to push his bike there. So he asked my
> parents for an empty coke bottle to buy some petrol. He said he will pay RM2
> for the bottle. So my mum took one coke bottle for him. He
> really took out the money from his pocket, but it was a RM 100 note. He told
> my mum he had no small change and asked my mum to give him the change. Luckily
> my mum was smart. She just told him to take it for free.
>
> REMEMBER : obviously that note is fake!! Who would want to pay for RM2 for an
> empty coke bottle!! It's very OBVIOUS that that stranger is a trickster.
>
> (7) this happened in Bali . A newly married couple were having their honeymoon
> at the hotel. When both are in the changing room, the wife suddenly went
> missing. The husband was very anxious and went around to find her. He asked
> the hotel staff to help him find her. Then he thought his wife was just
> playing hide and seek. So he went back and waited for his wife. After a few
> hours, he decided to call the police. 3 weeks passed and there was still no
> news about his missing wife. So he went back and was very dissapointed and
> sad. A few years later, he came back to Bali , to watch a 'FREAK SHOW' in an
> old house. He saw a dirty and rusty metal cage. Inside there was a lady
> without limbs. Her body including the face was full of scars. When he had a
> closer look at her face, he was shocked to find that it was her missing wife
> put there as a means for begging.
>
> (8) This happened in Shanghai . A few years ago, a lady reported to the police
> that her cousin sister was missing in the shopping complex. But after 5 years,
> one of her friends found her cousin sister begging at the road side one of the
> streets in Bangkok , Thailand . The worst thing is that her cousin sister has
> no more limbs and her body was tied to a lamp post with a shackle (metal
> chain).
>
> (9) Let's just shorten this story. DO NOT open your house door when you hear
> the sound of a BABY CRYING!! It might be a trap! Women in the house must be
> alert to this trick. The police said it is the work of a robber or murderer
> using the recording of a baby crying to attract your attention. This normally
> happens at night and when you are alone in the house.
>
> (10) I read an email that was sent by my friend. Her friend, known as A, went
> to Luo Hu Commercial City with 2 friends, B and C. Luo Hu Commercial City is
> the Shenzhen counterfeit goods distribution center. There are many people
> there. It's also near to the ShenZhen train station and Hong Kong's Luo Hu
> Port. C went to the toilet at the shpping centre while A and B waited outside.
> After waiting for a long, time they felt uneasy and went into the toilet to
> look for her. When they went in, there was nobody inside. Both were scared and
> they called C's phone. There was no reply. So they reported to the police. The
> police asked them whether they had seen anyboby suspicious going into the
> toilet. Both said there were none and its impossible to bring a life person
> out of the toilet without them noticing!. Then A remembered seeing a cleaner
> pushing a trolley in, and then coming out. The police told them that was not
> the 1st time such a thing happened. The police suspected a gang of criminals
> who were always attacking women in the the toilet of shopping complexes. They
> use cleaners to kidnap people to harvest their organs for sale.


September 17, 2008

Giving up WinE ~ nicE sToRY

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

August 20, 2008

10 rEasons Y U shLD Leave ofc at 6pm

10 Reasons Y U should leave office at 6pm...